dadd:
90% of my day is me being nervous
(via patrik-star)
Twenty One Pilots Albums made from emojis
(Look from a distance or drag them to your desktop for a better look)
(via mishatmorris)
“Ophelia” –The Lumineers
Chris Pratt for GQ, June 2015,photographs by Peggy Sirota
One Word: Mesmerizing !
Well, damn.
(via maevetiberiuskirk)
The year is 2082. I’m 89 years old. I’m dying, surrounded by my large, devoted family. I prepare my final wishes as my children hold my hand.
“Divide my assets amongst yourselves, sell the house to start college funds for the grandchildren, and throw my ashes into the ocean. All I want is a small plaque by my childhood home with my name and dates, saying “Rest In Deace.”
My oldest leans in, confused, “Do you mean ‘Rest in Peace,” Mom? What does deace mean?“
I beckon him closer with one hand, and move the other a bit further down the bed.
“Deace nuts, bitch.”
My family screams in horror as I flatline and immediately descend into Hell.
(via maevetiberiuskirk)
I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER
this is so fantastic do not skip this
Narrator: I love sharks so much so that I have a bunch of books about them and like to give each shark a personality.
1st shark: [sniffs] Oh, I think I left the oven on
2nd shark:[gasps]
3rd shark: Ooh, you big sneaky. Are you taking my picture? Ooh, do I look good?
4th shark: [moans]
5th shark: [makes spitting sound]
6th shark: [in nasally voice] You think you can treat me like some sort of dork in gym class.
7th shark: Ooh, I’m so sneaky
8th shark: [screams]
9th shark: hmm..
10th shark: [gibberish]
11th shark: [Hobbit voice] stupid little hobbits
12th shark:[very soft voice] huh, I didn’t say anything
13th shark: He’s looking at me isn’t he?IM SCREAMING